Voodoo Otter

surfdog2000:

caseylalonde:

One of the best MST3K shorts. This beautiful, wonderful show.

extruded plastic dingus

The Alchemy of Thought: stitchmedown: wizardsvsrobots: kristinattack: After I saw Avengers I...

stitchmedown:

wizardsvsrobots:

kristinattack:

After I saw Avengers I was thinking like if you lived in a world where evil dudes were constantly trying to destroy NYC why would you live there

And then I though what if there was a universe in which all of the world lives in…

I’ll take it! I’ll take twelve!

randomsyhn:

Ignoring the fact I am female and not a clone, if I were a storm trooper I’d totally be the dancing one.

You heard it here, folks! The Empire’s hiring policies are backwards, sexist, and nepotistic! Join the Rebel Alliance: an Equal Opportunity Employer!

surfdog2000:

Adri thinks these are nightmarish, but I think they’re rad. CONSENSUS, TUMBLR??

Those things are an abomination

hphantasia:

#SRSLY #Every tried to swamp a canoe? #How about after running around trying to save your love #while swimming through a sinking ship #Then running past your crazy ex trying to shoot you #Then surviving being on the boat AS IT SINKS #And then you have miraculously found ‘up’ and found the surface #In sub zero water #you find ONE DOOR #You’re lucky she even was able to get on. #I would have fucking napped.

#Besides #He would have had more chance of survival then her #He just decided to rest instead of keep his heart pumping by kicking his legs or something #He DID nap

Fuck, is this back again?

It’s not a door.

It’s a piece of siding.

Both these assholes should be dead.

pepperonideluxe:

Today is a weird day

Fuck, you mean you don’t know how to fix it either?

jovian12:

living the dream

bogglehead:

Izu showed me this and I’m so sorry you guys.

obligationaloctopus:

redbusneedstoleave:

catbountry:

shutupshea:

cheesoisuncool:

terminill:

elementnumber46:

hypothermiclegumes:

cheesoisuncool:

one of the most bizarre and hilarious videos ive ever found

this guy, on a livestream, goes on the old microsoft worlds servers where a group of users distubingly seem to have been waiting since the 90s for newcomers to show around the place

I am legitimately freaked out by this. I fully believe that some pure evil force created this and whoever plays it is cursed with inevitable damnation.

This is like LSD became an MMO and, by some miracle of satan, it managed to become creepier. Like, a LOT creepier.

This is the far edge of the internet, where reason and sanity break down and the world as we know it ceases to exist.

I found this again, why didn’t I reblog it the first time

because christ

Since this came around, I feel like I should talk a bit

I promised I wouldn’t but whatever

Me and some pals played this and encountered firsthand the subject of a vast underground reservoir of paranormal lore and /x/ creepypasta.

We discovered multiple things:

1) There are legitimately people who still play this game. They still log on, chat to eachother, and converse in lingo you only thought existed in hilariously bad dating adbots.

2) There is more than likely a cult ingrained within the community. They wear similiar avatars, stalk players and send disturbing and vague messages. They appear to have control over other players and aren’t bound by the maps of the game. None of the other regulars acknowledge their existence.

3) We danced around one of which with our ridiculous avatars and he teleported us to a hell map for a satanic ritual, forcing our accounts to recite things.

4) Then he teleported us to a gay bar.

It was incredible. If you can convince some friends to experience this with you, you will hold it with you for the rest of your life.

so who wants to play this with me

Wow.

ive never been so upset in my life over a bunch of homestuck fans getting on something they were everywhere and yelling “JOHNDAVE” then the game crashed

Guy’s this game is fun, but please if you are going to play it be nice to the regulars :/ there is no need to be rude to them, and since this game has been getting so much attention they get a lot of rude people coming on there.

I may have just seen the face of God.

(via surfdog2000)

neil-gaiman:

Those odd moments when you discover that friends of yours in different directions know each other. I’ve known Jonathan Coulton for years, and Amanda and Sara are old friends. And here they coincide, singing STILL ALIVE.

(Via Scalzi’s excellent interview series at tor.com)

This is a thing you all need to see.

No.

Shut up.

See it.